jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

*Crying*

(via schizophrenphren)

england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR BEAUTIFUL LAND

(via ambbriel)

fuckyoucanada said: no but srsly thanks for giving me a few laughs bro

Don`t assume we ever give up.

We have an army of moose and we will find you and eliminate you.

fuckyoucanada:

canadiangovernmentofficial:

fuckyoucanada:

i get 5 min of tumblr every day im not going to live

With a url like that, we will make certain of it

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We will find you and we will hurt your feelings without apologizing

fuckyoucanada:

i get 5 min of tumblr every day im not going to live

With a url like that, we will make certain of it

handpickedhappiness:

j0hn-egbutts:

ghostyterror:

goonsac:

if you’re terrified for the future of your country clap your hands

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*undying applause from the united states*

*added screaming from the UK*

*fireworks from australia*

*Polite silence from Canada*

(via shitty-levi)

OMG I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WON THE WORLD CUP FINAL

bestdad2013:

asexual? no you misheard me, i’m 'eh?'sexual, i’m only attracted to canadians

YOU BETTER BE

(via come-and-stay-awhile)

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

(via collegegradwithajob)

ragingqueermisandrist:

protarchaeopteryx:

Stop using “asexuals are only 1% of the population” as an excuse to dismiss them or try to invalidate people because you know how many people are on this fucking planet? Over seven billion people.

So you know how much “1% of the population” is?? Over seventy million people.

That’s double the size of the entire population of Canada. The entire population of Canada could be asexual.

shhh nobody’s supposed to know

YO DON’T GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET YOU FUCK

(via deanloveshisassbutt)

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO OUR CLOSEST NEIGHBOURS WHO HAPPEN TO BE BELOW US IN MANY WAYS

ellenopia:

jacnoc2:

Happy Canada Day!
Fun Facts that make Canada awesome:
Same-Sex marriage is legalized in the ENTIRE country.
Since 1790, the US has had 16 banking crises and Canada has had zero. (Source)
Canada ranks 5th on the human freedom index (US is ranked 7th) (Source / PDF)
Canada is the 3rd best place to live. (Source)
Canada is the 2nd most educated country (Source)
Ranked #9 for least corrupt country (tied with Australia) (Source)
Canadians get paid maternity leave. (source)
Canada got rid of the penny (Source)
Rank 18 on Press Freedom Index (US is 46th) (Source)
8th (as of 2013) most peaceful country. (Source)
Ranks 7th on the Social Progress Index (2014) (Source) (Source2)
Canada’s middle class is now the world’s richest [middle class] (Source)

SO WE SHALL ALL GO AND LIVE THERE AND DRINK MAPLE SYRUP AND LISTEN TO TEGAN AND SARA

FUCK YEAH WE’RE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY ON THE PLANET

ellenopia:

jacnoc2:

Happy Canada Day!

Fun Facts that make Canada awesome:

  • Same-Sex marriage is legalized in the ENTIRE country.
  • Since 1790, the US has had 16 banking crises and Canada has had zero. (Source)
  • Canada ranks 5th on the human freedom index (US is ranked 7th) (Source / PDF)
  • Canada is the 3rd best place to live. (Source)
  • Canada is the 2nd most educated country (Source)
  • Ranked #9 for least corrupt country (tied with Australia) (Source)
  • Canadians get paid maternity leave. (source)
  • Canada got rid of the penny (Source)
  • Rank 18 on Press Freedom Index (US is 46th) (Source)
  • 8th (as of 2013) most peaceful country. (Source)
  • Ranks 7th on the Social Progress Index (2014) (Source) (Source2)
  • Canada’s middle class is now the world’s richest [middle class] (Source)

SO WE SHALL ALL GO AND LIVE THERE AND DRINK MAPLE SYRUP AND LISTEN TO TEGAN AND SARA

FUCK YEAH WE’RE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY ON THE PLANET

(via whatthefrickismylife)

lorrainelola:

My favorite Canadian posts. Happy Canada Day, eh

(via deanloveshisassbutt)

YO HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYBODY

WE ARE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET
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