itsajensenthing:

'666' and 'sell your soul'

I don’t believe in coincidences!

If you are ready to sell your soul to us, we can get one of our representatives to help you with your transaction

(via patrickcolemanus)

NO LONGER SHIPPING OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES

shitthesignsask:

canadiangovernmentofficial:

shitthesignssay:

There’s no way in HELL it really costs the USPS $6.55 to ship a bracelet charm to Ontario. Additionally, I get no pleasure out of standing in line waiting for angry people to “assist” me.

DOMESTIC ONLY FROM HERE ON OUT.

SHIT WE’RE SORRY

LISTEN WE’RE GONNA HAVE A NICE LITTLE TALK WITH CANADA POST AND SEE IF WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT

THE RED IN YOUR FLAG IS BLOOD, ISN’T IT?!

It’s just maple syrup mixed with quality beer and the blood of rude people we’ve gotten rid of

NO LONGER SHIPPING OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES

shitthesignssay:

There’s no way in HELL it really costs the USPS $6.55 to ship a bracelet charm to Ontario. Additionally, I get no pleasure out of standing in line waiting for angry people to “assist” me.

DOMESTIC ONLY FROM HERE ON OUT.

SHIT WE’RE SORRY

LISTEN WE’RE GONNA HAVE A NICE LITTLE TALK WITH CANADA POST AND SEE IF WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT

native americans:

england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

umm well this is awkward

Too late, losers

(via karkatfuckingvantasshole)

lamppostsandbrommsticks said: Canada has an obsession with naming food chains after American places. Montana's, New York Fries, Boston Pizza. This was the only Montana's commercial I could find on youtube.

sexygabriel:

 canada, is this true? :D

Idk, ask the individual companies, it’s not like we run them or anything, we’re too focused on free healthcare and being nice and respectful to give a fuck about food chains

juridp:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

When you get banned by Canadians, you should question your life goals.

juridp:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

When you get banned by Canadians, you should question your life goals.

(via superwhomervengepotterlock)

condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

NO FUCK YOU VIVA LA CANADA

(via rachkin)

thegirlwhowillloveyou said: Hi there! I like your blog, really very much like. It's amazing. Have a good day/ evening!

The official Canadian government loves you too and we wish you a good day/evening full of free healthcare and a fuckload of quality beer and maple syrup.

Take note, rest of the world

Take note, rest of the world

(via cap-n-bucky)

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

Yeppers

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

Yeppers

(via trenchcoat-superwholock)

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

YEAH GUYS MAKE FUN OF THE GOVERNMENT NOT THE PEOPLE

(via compatible-complications)

benighten:

You know you’re in the Canadian ghetto when you see an abandoned shopping cart from a grocery store that closed 4 years ago with Tim Horton’s cups inside it

sunwukong-stoaway:

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

One year, we misfired. It got imbued in Justin Bieber instead.

So we deported him the the US

(via isapotterhead)

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

image

u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

image

BYE FUCKERS

(via xmasqueradex)

WE ARE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET
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