hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

(via collegegradwithajob)

ragingqueermisandrist:

protarchaeopteryx:

Stop using “asexuals are only 1% of the population” as an excuse to dismiss them or try to invalidate people because you know how many people are on this fucking planet? Over seven billion people.

So you know how much “1% of the population” is?? Over seventy million people.

That’s double the size of the entire population of Canada. The entire population of Canada could be asexual.

shhh nobody’s supposed to know

YO DON’T GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET YOU FUCK

(via deanloveshisassbutt)

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO OUR CLOSEST NEIGHBOURS WHO HAPPEN TO BE BELOW US IN MANY WAYS

ellenopia:

jacnoc2:

Happy Canada Day!
Fun Facts that make Canada awesome:
Same-Sex marriage is legalized in the ENTIRE country.
Since 1790, the US has had 16 banking crises and Canada has had zero. (Source)
Canada ranks 5th on the human freedom index (US is ranked 7th) (Source / PDF)
Canada is the 3rd best place to live. (Source)
Canada is the 2nd most educated country (Source)
Ranked #9 for least corrupt country (tied with Australia) (Source)
Canadians get paid maternity leave. (source)
Canada got rid of the penny (Source)
Rank 18 on Press Freedom Index (US is 46th) (Source)
8th (as of 2013) most peaceful country. (Source)
Ranks 7th on the Social Progress Index (2014) (Source) (Source2)
Canada’s middle class is now the world’s richest [middle class] (Source)

SO WE SHALL ALL GO AND LIVE THERE AND DRINK MAPLE SYRUP AND LISTEN TO TEGAN AND SARA

FUCK YEAH WE’RE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY ON THE PLANET

ellenopia:

jacnoc2:

Happy Canada Day!

Fun Facts that make Canada awesome:

  • Same-Sex marriage is legalized in the ENTIRE country.
  • Since 1790, the US has had 16 banking crises and Canada has had zero. (Source)
  • Canada ranks 5th on the human freedom index (US is ranked 7th) (Source / PDF)
  • Canada is the 3rd best place to live. (Source)
  • Canada is the 2nd most educated country (Source)
  • Ranked #9 for least corrupt country (tied with Australia) (Source)
  • Canadians get paid maternity leave. (source)
  • Canada got rid of the penny (Source)
  • Rank 18 on Press Freedom Index (US is 46th) (Source)
  • 8th (as of 2013) most peaceful country. (Source)
  • Ranks 7th on the Social Progress Index (2014) (Source) (Source2)
  • Canada’s middle class is now the world’s richest [middle class] (Source)

SO WE SHALL ALL GO AND LIVE THERE AND DRINK MAPLE SYRUP AND LISTEN TO TEGAN AND SARA

FUCK YEAH WE’RE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY ON THE PLANET

(via whatthefrickismylife)

lorrainelola:

My favorite Canadian posts. Happy Canada Day, eh

(via deanloveshisassbutt)

YO HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYBODY

fuckyeahwikihow:

harpsichordshears:

wtf wikihow?

Makes you wonder what kind of person looking to sneak into Canada thought that the easiest way to do so would be to request a wikiHow article about it.. 

AW SHIT

fuckyeahwikihow:

harpsichordshears:

wtf wikihow?

Makes you wonder what kind of person looking to sneak into Canada thought that the easiest way to do so would be to request a wikiHow article about it.. 

AW SHIT

shellcityofficial:

Okeh?

Okeh.

The Fault In Our Bagged Milks

Dear Canadian Government,

thrustbone:

Stop taking “taxes” off my paycheque. I need those “taxes” so I can buy crimsonooze nice things like touchable screen tables and little kid poop stain remover!

OH MY GOD WE FUCKING NEED THAT MONEY

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU HAD LESS INCOME TO HELP YOU RUN AN ENTIRE COUNTRY

Hi Canadians!

pokewho:

I was thinking seriously about moving to Canada when I am older, and I was wondering if anyone could explain how the Canadian Government works, exactly?

Basically, we have free healthcare and quality education, and we do things hella better than the US government

tasharomanovv:

If you ever feel embarrassed, just remember I once wrote and performed a song comparing someone to Canada

Must have been fucking beautiful

iamatinyowl:

Fun Fact: Canada has had a female prime minister.

FUCK YEAH US

cassbones:

If I were to move to Canada, could I partake in this free healthcare thing?

Sure, homie-g slice, we actually care about our citizens UNLIKE A CERTAIN OTHER GOVERNMENT WHICH IS BELOW US IN MANY WAYS

yesterdaysfame:

do canadians use maple syrup as lube

Yes

WE ARE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET
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