condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

NO FUCK YOU VIVA LA CANADA

(via rachkin)

thegirlwhowillloveyou said: Hi there! I like your blog, really very much like. It's amazing. Have a good day/ evening!

The official Canadian government loves you too and we wish you a good day/evening full of free healthcare and a fuckload of quality beer and maple syrup.

Take note, rest of the world

Take note, rest of the world

(via cap-n-bucky)

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

Yeppers

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

Yeppers

(via trenchcoat-superwholock)

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

YEAH GUYS MAKE FUN OF THE GOVERNMENT NOT THE PEOPLE

(via compatible-complications)

benighten:

You know you’re in the Canadian ghetto when you see an abandoned shopping cart from a grocery store that closed 4 years ago with Tim Horton’s cups inside it

sunwukong-stoaway:

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

One year, we misfired. It got imbued in Justin Bieber instead.

So we deported him the the US

(via isapotterhead)

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

image

u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

image

BYE FUCKERS

(via xmasqueradex)

z-eniith:

this happened

SHIT
*Prepares army of moose for counterattack*

z-eniith:

this happened

SHIT

*Prepares army of moose for counterattack*

(via samis2sassy4hisshirt)

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

*Crying*

(via schizophrenphren)

england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR BEAUTIFUL LAND

(via bootyliciousjensen)

fuckyoucanada said: no but srsly thanks for giving me a few laughs bro

Don`t assume we ever give up.

We have an army of moose and we will find you and eliminate you.

fuckyoucanada:

canadiangovernmentofficial:

fuckyoucanada:

i get 5 min of tumblr every day im not going to live

With a url like that, we will make certain of it

image

We will find you and we will hurt your feelings without apologizing

fuckyoucanada:

i get 5 min of tumblr every day im not going to live

With a url like that, we will make certain of it

WE ARE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET
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